Christmas parents. This one's for you.
Every December you swear you'll make the album. You don't. Hang the year you actually lived — recital, ultrasound, kitchen dance — in 7cm of glass. With sound.
Hang it on the tree this year — $61.99They sold out last December. Do not do the camera-roll thing again.
The tree is up. The kids are bigger than last year. You have 11 months of video on a phone that will be face-down during dinner.
The Memory Orb hangs. Woven lanyard. 7cm. Inside: the file, playing, with a speaker. Not a still ornament. Not a photo printed at CVS. The actual video of this year.
What goes in it
- The ultrasound. The first Christmas. The toddler in the too-big sweater.
- The kitchen dance you filmed and never watched.
- Last year's tree, playing on this year's tree.
White or black. Gift-ready box. 5–8 days. If you order tonight it can still make Christmas. If you wait, you are buying a picture frame in a panic on the 23rd.
Hang it on the tree this year.
Get the Memory Orb — $61.997cm glass · 480×480 · speaker · Bluetooth · 4GB · white or black · 30-day money-back